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Guy Walks Into A Lawyer'S Office. He Goes Up To The Secretary

Topic: lawyer

Guy walks into a lawyer's office. He goes up to the secretary and asks to see lawyer Jones. The secretary realized that this man doesn't know what happened. She explains that Jones was in an accident on the freeway last week and he's now gone. The man says, "Oh." turns around and walks out.

The next day he's back in the office. "I'd like to see lawyer Jones, please." he says to the secretary.

The secretary blinks, and figures that the man probably didn't hear her yesterday, or forgot, or something. "I'm sorry sir," the secretary replies, "But Jones was in a terrible accident last week, he's dead."

The man says, "Oh." turns around and leaves. The very next day he's back. "I'd like to see lawyer Jones, please." he says again to the secretary.

The secretary doesn't quite know what to say. She says, "Sir, I told you two days in a row that Jones is dead. What's the problem?"

"Oh, no problem. I just like to hear it."


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