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Lawyers' Season Suspended Again

Topic: lawyer

Lawyers' Season Suspended Again

Toxic waste incinerators beyond capacity

The State Fish and Game Department, under pressure from the Environmental Protection Agency, announced today that yet another temporary suspension of lawyer season would take place.

This suspension, the third since the season began, was needed to allow the state's toxic waste incinerator sites to clear the unprecedented backlog created by what a Department spokesman termed the 'tremendous response' to this year's lawyer season.

The spokesman went on to say that specially designed incinerators and handling equipment were being designed in cooperation with the EPA in an effort to deal with the expected demand of future lawyer seasons.

"It's a real mess," said xxxxx xxxxxx, the manager of the xxxxxxx incineration facility. "Normal industry waste was bad enough. Some of this lawyer waste is so strange the EPA can't figure out what it is."


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