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Santa Claus Is Wielding A Gun

Topic: holidays

SANTA CLAUS IS WIELDING A GUN

Oh, you better watch out

You better not pry

You better stay back

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is wielding a gun

He's making a list

And checking it twice

Gonna find out who

He's gonna ice

Santa Claus is wielding a gun

Don't give him any trouble

He'll blow you right away

Don't give him any cause to shoot

Or you'll make his Christmas Day

Oh, you better believe

He's packing a rod

No coal in your stocking

Just lead in your bod

Santa Claus is wielding a gun

He doesn't want cookies

Or none of that crud

He doesn't want milk

What he wants is your blood

Santa Claus is wielding a gun

(Music Bridge, with automatic arms fire)

He doesn't trust nobody

Shot all his reindeer dead

Thought Dancer was a sissy

And thought Rudolph was a red

Oh, you better watch out

You better not pry

You better stay back

I'm telling you why

Santa Claus is wielding a gun


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