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Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Topic: holidays

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

(chorus)

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

Walking home from our house Christmas Eve

You can say there's no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Grandpa, we believe

She'd been drinking too much eggnog

And we begged her not to go

But she forgot her medication

As she staggered out the door into the snow

When we found her Christmas morning

At the scene of the attack

There were hoofprints on her forehead

And incriminating Claus-marks down her back

(chorus)

Now the goose is on the table

And the pudding made of fig (ah!)

And the blue and silver candles

That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig

It's not Christmas without Grandma

All the family's dressed in black

And we just can't help but wonder

Should we open up her gifts or send them back

ALL: Send them back!

(chorus)

Now we're all so proud of Grandpa

He's been taking it so well

See him in there watching football

Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel

I've warned all our friends and neighbors

Better watch out for yourselves

They should never give a license

To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves

(chorus)

Sing it, Grandpa!


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