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A True Story About Gracie Allen .... At Least It'S Said To Be

Topic: g-rated

A true story about Gracie Allen .... at least it's said to be true .... recounts that a repairman, called in to fix her electric clock, said, "There's nothing wrong with the clock. You didn't have it plugged in."

Gracie replied, "I don't want to waste electricity, so I only plug it in when I want to know what time it is."

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