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A Revenue Agent Asked A Young Man Where His Father Was.

Topic: g-rated

A revenue agent asked a young man where his father was.

"Up at the still," came the answer.

"And, your mother?"

"Also up at the still."

"I'll give you a dollar if you show me the way there."

"Sure....but first let me have the dollar, please."

"I'll pay you when I come back."

"Mister," said the young man, "you're not coming back."


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