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Jesus And Moses Were Out Golfing When They Were Teamed Up With

Topic: g-rated

Jesus and Moses were out golfing when they were teamed up with another individual. At the first par three Moses hits his drive into the water. Being who he is he parts the water retrieves his ball and hits it onto the green. Jesus also hits his into the water. He walks on top of the water, picks up his ball and also hits it onto the green. The third member of the group proceeds to hit his drive into the water where a fish eats the ball, an eagle swoops down and eats the fish. The eagle flys over the green poops the ball out and the ball rolls into the cup for a hole in one. Jesus then says, "Come on dad, stop showing off and just play the game."


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