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A Surgeon Was Discussing A Case With A Class Of Medical Students

Topic: g-rated

A surgeon was discussing a case with a class of medical students. "The muscle in the patient's right leg has contracted to the point that it is shorter than the same muscle in the other leg. Therefore, the patient limps."

Pointing to one of the students, he asked, "What would you do in such a circumstance?"

The student replied, "I'd limp too."


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