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Car Bumper Stickers

Topic: g-rated

Car Bumper Stickers:

LOVE IS GRAND...DIVORCE IS TWENTY GRAND!

YOU'RE A PANE IN MY GLASS

WOMEN WHO SEEK TO BE EQUAL WITH MEN LACK AMBITION.

STABLE RELATIONSHIPS ARE FOR HORSES.

ORGANIZED CRIME IS ALIVE AND WELL. IT'S CALLED AUTO INSURANCE.

FROGS PARKING ONLY...ALL OTHERS WILL BE TOAD.

HORN NOT WORKING...WATCH FOR HAND SIGNALS.

KEEP GRANDMA OFF THE STREETS...SUPPORT BINGO!

DON'T HIT ME...I'VE GOT STATE FARM INSURANCE.

WOMEN LIKE THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFE...MEN!


ALPHA v0.3