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The Assistant Pastor Of A Fundamentalist Christian Church Was

Topic: g-rated

The assistant pastor of a fundamentalist Christian church was teaching some children the Sunday School lesson before the main service. He decided to enliven things a bit by posing them a riddle: "What is it that collects nuts for winter, climbs trees, and has a bushy tail?"

An eager youngster waved her hand. The pastor called on her. "Well," she said, "I know the answer's supposed to be Jesus, but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me."


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