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A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge In Pursuance Of His Duties

Topic: g-rated

A Los Angeles Superior Court judge, in pursuance of his duties, had to perform an occasional marriage ceremony. He found it difficult to dissociate the various functions of his office. Everything had gone smoothly until he asked one bride, "Do you take this man to be your husband?" The bride nodded definitely.

"And you, accused," the judge said, turning to the bridegroom, "What have you to say in your defense?"


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