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A Drunk Crossing A Cemetery At Night Fell Into The Hole Freshly

Topic: g-rated

A drunk crossing a cemetery at night fell into the hole freshly dug for a burial the coming morning. He tried to climb up the muddy walls but slipped down every time, gave up, lay down and fell asleep. A second drunk followed the same way a little later and fell in the opposite end of the hole, tried to climb up the muddy walls, but slipped down every time.

Then he saw the first drunk, who opened his eyes and told him, "You'll never get out that way. I couldn't."

He did.


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