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An Army Gi Had Just Purchased A Soft Drink From The Base Vending

Topic: g-rated

An Army GI had just purchased a soft drink from the base vending machine. A new LT. walked up to purchase a soft drink from the vending machine but found he did not have the correct change.

LT : "Private, do you have change for a dollar?"

PVT: "I sure do. Just let me get it out of my pocket."

LT : "PRIVATE, You WILL address me as SIR!. Now, let's try this again. Do you have change for a dollar?"

PVT: "NO SIR!"


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