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After Spending His Whole Life In The Country A Middle-Aged

Topic: g-rated

After spending his whole life in the country, a middle-aged farmer was forced to sell his land and take a corporate job. For his first trip in the big city he brought along his wife and young son. At the hotel he was intrigued by a small, empty room with sliding doors. He watched as an elderly woman pushed a button, entered the room and turned around as the doors closed. The numbers on the wall above counted from 1 to 10, then back from 10 to 1. Then he was startled to see an attractive young woman walk out of the room. "Son," he said quietly, "go fetch your ma."


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