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A Man Dies And Is Getting His Tour Of Heaven. His Guide Is

Topic: g-rated

A man dies and is getting his tour of heaven. His guide is pointing out the various features and landmarks when the man asks, "What's that cliff?"

"Oh, you don't wan to look down there. That's hell!"

The man creeps up to the edge and looks over. He sees lush, green valleys, verdant farmland and trees everywhere. "This doesn't look so bad," he says. Puzzled, the guide comes over and looks down.

"Dang!" he snaps, "Those Mormons have been irrigating again!"


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