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Are You Dead?? Here Are The Symptoms To Look For

Topic: g-rated

Are you dead?? Here are the symptoms to look for:

1. A prolonged absence of physical activity

2. An un-explained stiffness in all your joints

3. Complete loss of appetite

4. A sudden laziness in personal hygiene

5. Acute blindness and deafness

6. Loss of interest in everything

7. The in-ability to remember the previous 6 symptoms


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