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Tune From The Halls Of Montezuma

Topic: g-rated

TUNE: "From the Halls of Montezuma"

From the ants in our petunia bed

To the crab grass on our lawn.

We will fight them off with chemicals

Till the bugs and weeds are gone.

We'll use quarts and quarts of poison spray,

And we won't quit 'till we're through.

All the bugs and weeds are dying now -

But the plants and trees are, too."


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