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It'S Customary In Pro Football To Greet A New Hotshot With Some

Topic: g-rated

It's customary in pro football to greet a new hotshot with some special attention. One new running back was put in the game. On the first play he was knocked down and eleven opposing players plopped down on him with all their weight and more. When they were finally pulled off, the new hotshot shook the cobwebs out of his head, got up, looked around, and said, "How'd all of those eighty thousand folks get back in their seats so fast?"

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