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Joe'S Mother-In-Law Had Died And Joe Was At The Mortuary To Make

Topic: g-rated

Joe's mother-in-law had died, and Joe was at the mortuary to make plans for her disposition. The official asked, "Which should we do...cremate her, embalm her, or merely bury her?"

Joe answered, "All three. Let's not take any chances!"


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