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A Local Dog Looks Out His Front Porch Window And Sees A Newcomer

Topic: g-rated

A local dog looks out his front porch window and sees a newcomer to the neighborhood. Being the friendly type, he goes out to meet the new guy on the block. As he approaches he sticks out a paw and says "Hi, glad to meet you, my name is 'get the @!$# off the couch!!'. What's yours?'


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