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From The Desk Of A School Nurse

Topic: g-rated

FROM THE DESK OF A SCHOOL NURSE:

1. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. Please execute him.

2. Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.

3. Please excuse Sarah from being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

4. Please excuse Tom from being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.

5. Please excuse Oscar from being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well.


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