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An International Law Firm Is Advertising For A Paralegal Who Can

Topic: g-rated

An international law firm is advertising for a paralegal who can type, answer the phone, take dictation, and speak more than one language. To their surprise, the first applicant is a black and white Scotch terrier. They are even more astonished to find that the dog can type 125 words a minute, has an excellent telephone voice, and knows shorthand.

The personnel manager is flabbergasted. "You're really an extraordinary dog," she says, "But what about the foreign language requirement?"

"Meow," replies the dog.


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