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Two Cowboys Were Riding Through The Desert One Day When They

Topic: g-rated

Two cowboys were riding through the desert one day when they came upon an Indian. The Indian was bent down with his left ear on the ground. The cowboys looked at each other and dismounted. The older cowboy walked up to the Indian and said, "What are you doing?".

The Indian held up his hand and said, "UGGHH! Wagon come by....4 horses pulling wagon....1 man...1 woman....2 kids in wagon....dog follow wagon."

Greatly impressed the cowboy said, "You can tell all that from just listening to the ground?".

The Indian replied "UGGHH..No...ran me over half an hour ago!".


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