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Customer Do You Have Any Cockroaches?

Topic: g-rated

Customer: Do you have any cockroaches?

Sporting goods store owner: Yes, we sell them to fishermen.

Customer: I would like 20,000 of them.

Sporting goods store owner: What do you want with 20,000 cockroaches?

Customer: I'm moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the same condition in which I found it.


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