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Customer Waiter! There'S No Chicken In My Chicken Soup!

Topic: g-rated

Customer: Waiter! There's no chicken in my chicken soup!

Waiter: There's no horse in the horseradish, either.

Customer: Waiter! This coffee tastes like dirt!

Waiter: Yes, sir, it was fresh ground this morning.

Customer: Is your water supply healthy?

Waiter: Yes, sir. We only use well water.

Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

Customer: Waiter! This food is terrible. I won't eat it! You had better get the manager.

Waiter: Won't do you any good, mister. The manager wouldn't eat it either.

ALPHA v0.3