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Two Very Old Very Retired Friends Went Fishing Together. They

Topic: g-rated

Two very old, very retired friends went fishing together. They sat in their boat for five hours, neither of them moving a muscle.

As time went on, one friend said to the other, "Darn it, that's the second time you've shifted your feet in the last thirty minutes. Did you come out here to fish or to dance?"

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