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If You Adopt A Dog Feed It Take It For Walks And Give It Lots Of

Topic: g-rated

If you adopt a dog, feed it, take it for walks and give it lots of love and attention, it thinks, "Wow, this guy must be God."

If you adopt a cat, feed it, change its litter box, and give it lot's of love and attention it thinks, "Wow, I must be God."


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