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A Railroad Foreman Reluctantly Filed An Accident Report With The

Topic: g-rated

A railroad foreman reluctantly filed an accident report with the Company Safety Engineer. It had this note attached: "I am enclosing a copy of the accident report describing the incident we discussed on the telephone yesterday. Engineer Casey's foot was injured when a piano fell on it. Now, what I need to know is, where it says 'REMARKS', do you want mine or Casey's?"


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