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A Man Decided One Night That He Wanted To Eat At A Certain Fancy

Topic: g-rated

A man decided one night that he wanted to eat at a certain fancy restaurant. However, when he got to the door, the doorman refused him entrance because he wasn't wearing a tie!

The man was very frustrated. He looked all through his car for something that might substitute for a tie, and finally returned to the door with a pair of jumper cables. He asked the doorman, "Will this do?"

The doorman replied dubiously, "Well, all right, but you better not start anything!"

ALPHA v0.3