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I Have Become A Little Older Since I Saw You Last And A Few

Topic: g-rated

I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come to my life since then. Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous ole gal. I am seeing five gentlemen daily. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go see John. Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here, he takes a lot of time and attention. When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.


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