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There Was A Ship Where The Crew All Stuttered. They Were Sailing

Topic: g-rated

There was a ship where the crew all stuttered. They were sailing for a few weeks, when the guard yelled, "T-t-there is a-a-an e-e-enemy s-s-sship c-coming!"

The Captain said, "W-w-w-what?! L-load all c-c-cannons!"

"A-a-aim!"

"F-f-fffire!"

And the cannons went "B-b-b-bboom!"


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