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How To Tell The Species Of Bear You Are Looking At Go Over To

Topic: g-rated

How to tell the species of bear you are looking at: Go over to him, and kick him in the behind. Run up a nearby tree. If he climbs the tree and eats you, he's a black bear. If he knocks the tree down and eats you, he's a grizzly.


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