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A Drunk Was Walking Through A Cemetery And Fell Into A Hole Dug

Topic: g-rated

A drunk was walking through a cemetery and fell into a hole dug for the next day. He couldn't get out, so he laid down. Later another drunk came wandering through the graveyard. The first one heard him, so he started yelling, "Help me, I'm cold! Help me, I'm cold!"

The second drunk walked to the edge of the hole, looked down, and said, "Well no wonder you're cold! You kicked all your dirt off!"


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