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An 85 Year Old Woman Went On A Blind Date With A 90 Year Old Man

Topic: g-rated

An 85 year old woman went on a blind date with a 90 year old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later night, she was upset.

"What happened mother?" the daughter asked.

"I had to slap his face three times," replied the old lady.

"Good heavens!" exclaimed the daughter, "You mean he got fresh?"

"No," said the old lady. "I thought he was dead."


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