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The Lone Ranger And Tonto Ride Into Town On A Hot Summer Day

Topic: g-rated

The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into town on a hot summer day. They ride up to a bar and tie up the horses. The ranger says, "Tonto, I want you to stay out here and run around the horses to cool them off."

"O.K. Keemosabi."

The ranger goes into the bar and starts drinking. He looses track of time and it's hours later when someone walks into the bar and says,

"Anybody in here own a white stallion?"

"That's mine." Says the ranger, "Why?"

"Well I just wanted to let you know you left your injun running."


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