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I Was Fishing One Time And The Roaches Eat Up All My Worms When

Topic: g-rated

I was fishing one time, and the roaches eat up all my worms, when I saw a big cotton-mouth with a frog in his mouth. I figured that if I could get that frog I might catch me a trout, and I knew the roaches wouldn't bother it. So I took out the jar of moonshine I had in my jumper pocket and poured some of it down the snake's throat. He hiccoughed and lost the frog, and I got it and went fishin' with it. But I hadn't fished long before I felt something bumping my leg. I looked down and darned if there wasn't that snake with another frog in his mouth.


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