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Send Someone Here Quickly! A Matronly Woman Screamed Into The

Topic: g-rated

"Send someone here quickly!" a matronly woman screamed into the phone. "Two naked bikers are climbing up to my bedroom window!"

"This is the Fire Department, ma'am," the voice on the other end of the phone replied. "I'll have to transfer you to the Police Department."

"No, no, it's you I want!" the lady yelled. "They need a longer ladder!"


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