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A Russian Man Got A Letter From His American Cousin. It Seemed

Topic: g-rated

A Russian man got a letter from his American cousin. It seemed that the American had been having some financial problems, so he decided to demonstrate in Washington, D.C. He planted himself in front of the White House and began eating hay. Reagan was horrified at the sight, and made sure that the man was given a lucrative job back home. Inspired, the Russian decided to try the same thing in Moscow. He was chewing on some hay in Red Square when Gorbachev approached him and asked what he was doing. The man replied that he was so poor, he had nothing to eat except hay.

"Don't be a fool," Gorbachev replied. "You should eat grass now and save the hay for winter."


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