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A Cannibal Visited The Local Butcher Store Looking For Dinner

Topic: g-rated

A cannibal visited the local butcher store looking for dinner. He saw a sign that said "Accountant's Brains, $5 a pound." Another sign said, "Lawyer's Brains, $150 a pound."

"Say," the cannibal asked the butcher, "why are lawyer's brains so expensive?"

"Are you kidding?" the butcher shot back. "Do you realize how many lawyers we have to kill to get a pound of brains?"

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