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Years Ago When He Was Managing The Last-Place New York Mets

Topic: g-rated

Years ago, when he was managing the last-place New York Mets, Casey Stengel was approached by an excited scout. "Listen, I just saw a guy who struck out 27 batters. No one even hit the ball until there was two out in the ninth, and he only hit a foul. Should I sign him up?"

"Forget about the pitcher," Casey replied. "Get the guy who hit the foul. We need hitters."

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