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A Cowboy Raced Into The Saloon Fuming. All Right Who'S The Wise

Topic: g-rated

A cowboy raced into the saloon fuming. "All right, who's the wise guy that painted my horse green. Show your face you weasel!"

From the back of the bar, a huge seven foot, three hundred pound man stands up and places his hand on his holster and says, "I was the one who painted your horse. You want to say something to me?"

The cowboy's anger suddenly turned to fear as he replied, "Yes, sir. I thought you'd like to know that the first coat is dry."


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