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A Man Called The Fire Department And Exclaimed Come Quickly! My

Topic: g-rated

A man called the fire department and exclaimed, "Come quickly! My house is burning down!"

"Have you tried throwing water on the blaze," the fireman asked.

"Yes, but it didn't do any good."

"Well," the fireman yawned, "I guess there's no use in us coming over. That's all we'd do."


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