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Bob Always Looked On The Bright Side. He Would Constantly

Topic: g-rated

Bob always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstances, he would always reply, "It could have been worse."

To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Bob could find no hope in it.

On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Bill, did you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, then turned the gun on himself."

"That's awful," said Bill, "but it could have been worse." "How in hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it possibly have been worse?"

"Well," said Bill, "If it had happened the night before, I'd be dead now."


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