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An Elderly Matron Who Strongly Disapproved Of Betting Was Lured

Topic: g-rated

An elderly matron who strongly disapproved of betting was lured out to the track one day. After absentmindedly making some bets, she found she had won the trifecta, paying some $1,500. As she stepped to the window to collect her winnings, she told the clerk sternly, "Now I hope this will be a lesson to you."


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