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All Right The Farmer Said Sternly To His Sons. Which One Of You

Topic: g-rated

"All right," the farmer said sternly to his sons. "Which one of you boys pushed over the outhouse last night?"

"I cannot tell a lie," said twelve-year old Jim Bob. "I pushed it over."

Whereupon the farmer put the boy over his knee and prepared to paddle his behind. "But dad," the boy protested, "when George Washington told the truth about chopping down the cherry tree, his father didn't punish him."

"I know that," the father replied, "but George's father wasn't IN the cherry tree at the time."


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