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The City Boy Had Taken His Girlfriend For A Ride In The Country

Topic: g-rated

The city boy had taken his girlfriend for a ride in the country. Inspired by the landscape, he jumped a fence to pick some flowers for her. When he looked up, however, he found himself facing a ferocious bull. About fifty yards away, he noticed a farmer on a tractor, quietly surveying the scene. "Say," the young man shouted out to the farmer, "is that bull safe?"

"He's safe all right," the farmer said. "Can't say the same about you, though."


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