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Every Friday Night A Man Would Come Into Joe'S And Order The

Topic: g-rated

Every Friday night, a man would come into Joe's and order the same thing--two martinis. After a while, Joe suggested that he just order a double instead.

"No, I couldn't do that," he said. "You see, it's a sentimental thing. An old buddy of mine died a few weeks ago and before he checked out, he asked that when I drink I have one for him as well."

So Joe was surprised the next week when the man ordered just one martini. "What about your friend's drink?" Joe asked him.

"This is my friend's drink," Joe replied. "I'm on the wagon."


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