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Smith And Jones The Only Two Judges In A Small Western Town Had

Topic: g-rated

Smith and Jones, the only two judges in a small western town, had the misfortune of being arrested for speeding on the same day. Since no one else could try the cases, they decided to try each other. Smith stood trial first. "How do you plead?" Jones asked him.

"Guilty," was the reply.

"I hereby fine you $50," Jones ruled. They then changed places and Jones took the stand.

"And how do you plead?" Smith asked his colleague. "Guilty."

"These cases are becoming far too common," Smith said sternly. "This is the second case like this we've had this morning. I fine you $100 and sentence you to thirty days in jail."


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