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At A Military Function The Base Commander Launched Into A Long-

Topic: g-rated

At a military function, the base commander launched into a long- winded oratory. A young lieutenant, obviously displeased, observed to the matron sitting next to him, "What a pompous, unbearable windbag that old slob is."

The woman turned to him and said, "Lieutenant, do you know who I am?"

"No, ma'am, I don't," the young man replied.

"I am the wife of that unbearable windbag," she told him.

"Do you know who I am?" the lieutenant asked her.

"No, I don't," she said.

"Thank God," he muttered, and disappeared into the crowd.


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