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Smith And Jones Were On Their Way To Play Golf When They Passed

Topic: g-rated

Smith and Jones were on their way to play golf when they passed a church. Jones, feeling guilty about not going to confession, told Smith to wait outside while he went in to be forgiven.

Once inside, Jones began, "Father, I have been unfaithful to my wife. I have committed adultery."

"Was it Mrs. Rourke?" asked the Father.

"No, it wasn't," replied Jones.

"Was it Mrs. Mitchell?" the Father queried.

"No, Father."

"Mrs. Wright?"

"No."

Jones then got up and left and found Smith waiting for him on a nearby bench. "Well, did the Father give you forgiveness for you sins?"

"No," replied Jones, "but he gave me a lot of good ideas."


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